On da 30th june 08, der was da lst assembly of da term.. giri n Naksh wer abt to lock da door wen zE realized dat da key was wiv sehnaz who has nt yet cum.. finkin dat she wud directly cum to da hall, giri n Naksh locked da door.. to der outmost surpriz sehnaz dd nt turn up n all da studs were lft outsyd da klasrum.. sum of em- especially kuxi,, gt in da klas fru da windows.. aftr da morning register all da studs strtd roamin abt da skul premises wen suddenly nakshi saw sehnaz.. al da PB went to hr askin abt da key.. ooopssssssssss- lin bliE amen laclE;-;-;-

Da 1st period was chemistry--- we thght dat we wnt be havin to attend any classes dat D wen our dearest teacher tld us to cum in da lab.. so we tuk all da studs bags n put in da klas.. 2 studs startd to remuv da bags, statin to da teacher dat zE wer hir since da morning.. der was stil 20 mins lft 4 da 2nd period, zus we re-input da bags in da klasrumm..

It was quyt funny..

We aplyd da sam concept for da 2nd period- admats, bt da teacher took da empty klas nxt to ourz..

Durin da short brek a fuckin gal brok da lock n all of us had to attend all da remaining klassess…. Fuckin lollll;-;-;-;-;

Hydraulic Day

In da morning we set off enthusiastically to da Nature Park.. durin da journey, giri, ki soidisan pa kne narien dan domain bolywud in bat zot tou dan sanT.. pff, its jst sum complementary fing.. da real fun was wen we reached da nature park.. after roamin abt da woods and playing in da water, we remuv our shoes n set off to da buses.. FUCK!! Fran fran tou supr Pnitance nun paC.. to start wiv we walked on da mud, in da water, on da hard soil n to crown it all in a scorchin sun..

Enfin de compte it was supr borin.. but 1ce arrived at skul, Naksh, kuxi, giri n Karish went to da children park [nek truv ban zeunes p frequenT laba] at trio, near cinE anand.. all da 4 of us tried da ‘up n down’ stuff n zen kuxi n Naksh in al balanC yle as usual Karish was on da fone wiv hr ‘chiminoupuri-nikil’.. wen Naksh was swingin giri startd da hydraulic attack.. cumen Naksh p pren lelan pu descan giri wud jst throw H2O on hr..

Furious kuxi n Naksh decided to throw giri in da pond.. fuck fuck fuck- da pond was filed wiv rubbish n all sorts of dirty stuffs.. 1ce da 2 twin threw hr in, giri was rily hapy of hr stability.. bt her hapines dd nt lst 4 long.. sun she sliped in da fuckin water n was all wet.. da oda 3 wer laughin to death wen suddenly giri filed her bottle wiv dis dirty water which l8r she threw on Naksh n kux.. Karish who was stil on da fone was sitin on da edge of the pond wen suddenly giri threw hr in.. zen bof giri n Karish decided to put Naksh in da H20.. on seein dis, kuxi thght dat her turn wil cum aftr nakshi, so she jst jumped in da water bt was agn betrayed by her stability..

After sum tyms all da 4 wer in da pond laughin n crackin jokes.. da nxt D at skul we learnt dat Karish has fr pipi in da pond.. lollll..

After our hydraulic attack we set off to Naksh house all wet.. naksh had removed her shoes n was walkin bare feet on da hot road wen suddenly we saw laksh---- so CV ti colE lor so figure----- et tou le 4 in cas ene gran riE lor so figure.. pwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

In da end kuxi n naksh arrived l8 at tui yle bof Karish n giri wer scolded by their moms…

Bunking Classes

Man, since we’r in f4, we’ve been bunkin classes incessantly n wivout any real reason.

1. Kux n Naksh

We’ve bunked our mats classes statin to da teacher dat:
“miss, Ena sholeil dan klas, nu kav al guet matron pu rido, svp..???”

N we returned aftr 1.5 period Cyin dat we wer havin a cup of tea wiv da rector..

2. Giri, Mehts & Naksh

Recently our fav english teacher was absent, so all da 3 of us hav remaind in da garden nxt to our klasrum sitin on da benches n counting da no of grasses..lol..

3. Giri, Mehts & Naksh

Same D, after our english period, it was tym 4 library klases, n we’ve ivn bunked dat period, stayin in da klasrum itself singin n dancing..

4. Giri & Naksh

One frID morning, da bof of us decided to bunk the Form period (after atendin da register), on da pretext dat we’ve to mit our French teacher for a sketch n to take a saucepan + equipments 4 our play..lol..

5. Karish, Naksh, Mehts, Kux & Giri..

We wer all havin lunch undr da tree wen da bel rang.. we saw our English teacher passin by n all of us shouted at him Cyin, “monsieur nu p kap klas”..

He said, “li bon continuE..”

Dats y we ddnt return to da klasrum bt kept on wanderin around our klasrum, waving at him repetitively..

Who am I?!!

To start wiv, im a fuckstard..
My hair is lyk frozen moss..
My eyes are lined up wiv thick n dirty kohl..
My nails are supr long lyk dat of the sorcererz in da fairy tales, wiv dirty black nail varnish..
Im short by height & slim..
Ive been smoking for so long dat I apeard to have fifties yrz old..
Im a vry stupid boy, certifiE iso 9001-2000, si falai 2008 tou..
Mo content dklarE, fr gallant r tou ban p****, fr dimun gagn peur, fr zot kroir ki mo ene tapeur mai en realiT mw ki gagn baT r tifi..
Im vry afarid of bein alone n dats y i alwez cary on my group of frnd wiv me : B*** Fucker B***..

Who am I?!

Barbie Girl- Aqua

The packet Beaterz fav song- Barbie Gal..

Pna 1 zur nu pa sant sa..

Hi Barbie Hi Ken!

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Sure Ken!

Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere, Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl, in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" (uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let's go party You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (oohh-oh) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, and dress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah-ah-ah-yeah) Come on Barbie, let's go party! (uu-oooh-u)

I'm having so much fun!

Well Barbie, we're just getting started

Oh, I love you Ken!

Scientific poem

The packet beaterz, I lov u to the power of infinity..

We’r lyk da electrons of an atom orbiting around our nucleus, which is friendship..

We share strong ionic bonds wiv mega srong electrostatic forces holdin us closely packed togeda..

Kux, giri n shenaz r lyk da H/W of da computer which cnt exist wivout its S/W- Naksh, mehts n Karish..

Our friendship is lyk da structure of diamond, which will nvr be decomposed by any1..

The Packet Beaterz- 2GEDA WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL..

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Recess tym

EveryD durin recess, da packet beaterz wud be seen doin’ fuckin, funny, unique stuffs..

Giri- she wud tie a piece of cloth around her waist, anoda as her tail n finally 1 around her head..

Kux- she wud take our curtains n wear a saree wiv it..

Naksh- she wud take a mini curtain n wear a mini saree wiv it..

Karish- agn, she wud take a curtain, and tie it around hr neck n went off doin BATMAN..

Mehts- she wud take a piece of cloth n wer it as a pareo..

Sehnaaz- she wud lift karish cloth yle she wud ran around da klassrum shouting- “here cums batman forever..”

At da end we wud go on da grass, set up anoda curtain n sat on it..

Man, u wud fiNk dat we r totally krazzy, but we dnt div a damn cos we nly fiNk of havin fun..

P.E. Classes

Dis wik we had had a test on basket ball- running after a ball yle stroking it: wat a fuck!!

After dat we went on da grasses n started playing-

* Pot dibeure
* Citerre
* Singing- Barbie gal,,,,
* N oda fuckin fings..

We wud end up wiv our hydraulic attack insyd da changing rum or on da road..