Quiz de L’Ange sans ‘G’ 2008

Helo 2 every1 whuz visitin our blog n welcum to our Quiz Competition- L’Ange sans ‘G’ 2008..

Hoster / Presentatrice- Velocity
Participants- Tags
Lita
Alba
Nickel
SpiderGal
Peroquet Velocity-- Gimme an example of a balanced meal?!

Tags -- Bouyan soya, Rougay Brede et sachini dal..
SpiderGal-- Zaco dan sardine..
Alba -- ene poulet crustilant, avek ban salad frizE..
Nickel -- lEguuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm..
Lita -- Mo ma nutritionist pu mo knE?!@?
Perroquet-- A balanced mea is one which consist of all the nutrients needed in correct proportion……… bread, chicken and salad..

Velocity-- Quel est la signification de COS dans la langue française?!!

Tags -- Cari Orite Sec
Nickel -- Carbonide Oxidised Sulfide
Lita -- Care Of Son
SpiderGal-- Chealsea Opposes Sheffield
Alba -- Classse O Dodo..
Peroquet -- Le COS est le second complement d’une phrase………….. ComplEment d’Objet Second..

Velocity-- What is the probability that the sun is sunny, the wind is windy and the cloud is cloudy??!!

Alba -- Soleil Fort..
Nickel -- Sholeil is fort?!@!! Met zafr la sec…
Tags -- What is sunny?!! To contant boire jus sunny?!! It was not sunny yesterD..
Peroquet -- The probability that the sun is sunny, the wind is windy and the cloud is cloudy is 1 to 0 decimal place.

Velocity-- Who invented the Avogadro’s constant- 6.022*10^23?!!!

Alba -- mo kne li.. lanier dernier nu ti p zuE canet ensemble..
Lita --mo ti truv li lor pier lot zur la..
Tags -- mo p envi manz avocado..
SpiderGal-- ki manzE ?!! bzn zuE bul r sa, ban imBcile..
Peroquet -- C’est le scientist- Mr. Avogadro..

Velocity-- If ever after ur mariage u wud find that ur lyf partner is being unfaithful towards u, wat wil u do?!!

Lita -- Dyu wanna partner?!! Oh parner.. 1 zoli film..
Alba -- pofff, ti pu fr li vin ene lapat, met li dan four, cupe li en pitih pitih cubes cubes, met paprika lor li et ,manz li..
Nickel -- Yummy.. To dne mw ene tibout r tw ?!!!
SpiderGal-- Ti pu bour li dan Old Trafford, fr li gagn labitude vin goal keeper ki fam keeper..
Tags -- “Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya janon?!! Yeh to ishwar ka taj hota hain, ek chutki sindoor”..
Peroquet -- No coments plzzzzz..

Velocity-- Wel blogviewers we’ve cum to da end of our quiz and the winner of l’Ange sans ‘G’ 2008 is, PEROQUET.. her gift—ene deksi wer she wud be abl to cook rice offerd by BFB & companies.. Congratulation!!!

Ooh wats hapnin to tags?!!!!!!!

Tags--- mardala,, mardalaaaaaa,,,,,,

Velocity—Music form da film Devdas plzzzzz..

Lol : P ;-} :=]
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VELOCITY THEORY OF MATTER

In the VELOCITY THEORY OF MATTER, da 3 states of matter have oda properties along wiv da kinetic theory of matter..

In da solid state da particles cnt danse.. zE cn nly vibrate lyk shakira bt, abt a fixed position, lyk da center of a circle.. The intermolecular forces btw da vibrating atoms are tera strong lyk diamond.. der r vry little distance btw da atoms lyk dat of your cloves to ur skin.. The molecules are orderly arranged not lyk da students of our clases including us..

In da liquid state da particles can do transformation- rotate, translate and lodz mre, wivout da need of compass boxes, but zE do it wivin da volum of da liquid—zE no der limits.. The intermolecular forces, Van der Waals, are strng bt weaker compared to da solid state—graphite.. da particle are irregularly arranged lyk da f4r..

In da gaseous state da particles r lyk us—they can do wateva zE wnt- dansing, transformatns, surfin da net, sx n lodz mre, but further apart from ich oda.. der r vry weak forces of attractn btw ‘em- oops, der relatnship wnt last 4 long!!

In addition:
In da aqueous state, da particles can nly sing BARBIE GAL composed by aqua.. der r sum forces btw ‘em—the resultant force is the sin cos tan thrice da force exerted by da earth on us, log2 da output, divided by zero.. (no nid to use calculator) zE cn flow, conduct electricity.. da electrical energy has been generated usin a nuclear fusssion (da nucluesbreaking and heart-re-conciliation of da nucleus)..

Chemical Reaction

Last WedsD, da 2nd July 2008, our teacher tld us to do a tera simple experiment- reacting magnesium wiv hydrochloric acid;-;-

Wel aftr reactin da 2 reactants, Mehts and Naksh were acting lyk supr scientists- ALBA EINSTEIN & VELOCITY NEWTON.. infact our teacher asked us to write sum observations, and thus velocity startd to smel, touch the soln n evn wantd to taste it.. aftr sum tym mehts dropped sum of the soln on da table, n now start da new SCIENTIFICA ERA OF DA NIECES OF EINSTEIN & NEWTON..

Observations:
[1] MgCl2 does not react wiv da tip of da correction fluid, which is soidisant a metal..
[2] MgCl2 reacts wiv da exercise book of velocity, which is made up of wood.. effervescence can be seen..
[3] MgCl2 is not corrosive, toxic or dangerous cos velocity has tasted it, n mehts has touched it yle it was on da table, along wiv sum bacteria..
[4] When da salt was movin across da table by da pushing air force of da PB, the MgCl2 left no traces behind (not lyk water, cos zen da table becums wet)..

Well dat was da experiment dat was carried out btw Mehtaab and Meenakshi..

Note: These observations can be explained using the VELOCITY THEORY OF MATTER and LAW OF ALBADYNAMICS..

The PB attitude

On da 30th june 08, der was da lst assembly of da term.. giri n Naksh wer abt to lock da door wen zE realized dat da key was wiv sehnaz who has nt yet cum.. finkin dat she wud directly cum to da hall, giri n Naksh locked da door.. to der outmost surpriz sehnaz dd nt turn up n all da studs were lft outsyd da klasrum.. sum of em- especially kuxi,, gt in da klas fru da windows.. aftr da morning register all da studs strtd roamin abt da skul premises wen suddenly nakshi saw sehnaz.. al da PB went to hr askin abt da key.. ooopssssssssss- lin bliE amen laclE;-;-;-

Da 1st period was chemistry--- we thght dat we wnt be havin to attend any classes dat D wen our dearest teacher tld us to cum in da lab.. so we tuk all da studs bags n put in da klas.. 2 studs startd to remuv da bags, statin to da teacher dat zE wer hir since da morning.. der was stil 20 mins lft 4 da 2nd period, zus we re-input da bags in da klasrumm..

It was quyt funny..

We aplyd da sam concept for da 2nd period- admats, bt da teacher took da empty klas nxt to ourz..

Durin da short brek a fuckin gal brok da lock n all of us had to attend all da remaining klassess…. Fuckin lollll;-;-;-;-;

Hydraulic Day

In da morning we set off enthusiastically to da Nature Park.. durin da journey, giri, ki soidisan pa kne narien dan domain bolywud in bat zot tou dan sanT.. pff, its jst sum complementary fing.. da real fun was wen we reached da nature park.. after roamin abt da woods and playing in da water, we remuv our shoes n set off to da buses.. FUCK!! Fran fran tou supr Pnitance nun paC.. to start wiv we walked on da mud, in da water, on da hard soil n to crown it all in a scorchin sun..

Enfin de compte it was supr borin.. but 1ce arrived at skul, Naksh, kuxi, giri n Karish went to da children park [nek truv ban zeunes p frequenT laba] at trio, near cinE anand.. all da 4 of us tried da ‘up n down’ stuff n zen kuxi n Naksh in al balanC yle as usual Karish was on da fone wiv hr ‘chiminoupuri-nikil’.. wen Naksh was swingin giri startd da hydraulic attack.. cumen Naksh p pren lelan pu descan giri wud jst throw H2O on hr..

Furious kuxi n Naksh decided to throw giri in da pond.. fuck fuck fuck- da pond was filed wiv rubbish n all sorts of dirty stuffs.. 1ce da 2 twin threw hr in, giri was rily hapy of hr stability.. bt her hapines dd nt lst 4 long.. sun she sliped in da fuckin water n was all wet.. da oda 3 wer laughin to death wen suddenly giri filed her bottle wiv dis dirty water which l8r she threw on Naksh n kux.. Karish who was stil on da fone was sitin on da edge of the pond wen suddenly giri threw hr in.. zen bof giri n Karish decided to put Naksh in da H20.. on seein dis, kuxi thght dat her turn wil cum aftr nakshi, so she jst jumped in da water bt was agn betrayed by her stability..

After sum tyms all da 4 wer in da pond laughin n crackin jokes.. da nxt D at skul we learnt dat Karish has fr pipi in da pond.. lollll..

After our hydraulic attack we set off to Naksh house all wet.. naksh had removed her shoes n was walkin bare feet on da hot road wen suddenly we saw laksh---- so CV ti colE lor so figure----- et tou le 4 in cas ene gran riE lor so figure.. pwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

In da end kuxi n naksh arrived l8 at tui yle bof Karish n giri wer scolded by their moms…

Bunking Classes

Man, since we’r in f4, we’ve been bunkin classes incessantly n wivout any real reason.

1. Kux n Naksh

We’ve bunked our mats classes statin to da teacher dat:
“miss, Ena sholeil dan klas, nu kav al guet matron pu rido, svp..???”

N we returned aftr 1.5 period Cyin dat we wer havin a cup of tea wiv da rector..

2. Giri, Mehts & Naksh

Recently our fav english teacher was absent, so all da 3 of us hav remaind in da garden nxt to our klasrum sitin on da benches n counting da no of grasses..lol..

3. Giri, Mehts & Naksh

Same D, after our english period, it was tym 4 library klases, n we’ve ivn bunked dat period, stayin in da klasrum itself singin n dancing..

4. Giri & Naksh

One frID morning, da bof of us decided to bunk the Form period (after atendin da register), on da pretext dat we’ve to mit our French teacher for a sketch n to take a saucepan + equipments 4 our play..lol..

5. Karish, Naksh, Mehts, Kux & Giri..

We wer all havin lunch undr da tree wen da bel rang.. we saw our English teacher passin by n all of us shouted at him Cyin, “monsieur nu p kap klas”..

He said, “li bon continuE..”

Dats y we ddnt return to da klasrum bt kept on wanderin around our klasrum, waving at him repetitively..